the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
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When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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i want this read at my funeral
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